Ever since Barack Hussein Obama won the general election in November, television news anchors, pundits and pollsters have been asking the following question, in so many words: shouldn't we ban together as Americans and support our new President in the spirit of national unity? This is, of course, a rhetorical question asked for the purpose of spotlighting any right-wingers (aka people with common sense) who would dare argue that the answer isn't obviously yes, consequently exposing them to the relentless ridicule that all pc-Nazis in the "mainstream media" believe they deserve.

To put it another way, the question is a setup designed specifically to marginalize anyone who happens to disagree with Mr. Obama's stated objectives of expanding governmental control over our lives, shackling the most successful among us with punitive tax rates, eroding our nation's military capabilities, erasing any gains in border security we've managed to make over the past few years, and destroying America's ability to become energy independent in the foreseeable future.

Unfortunately, few conservatives on television or radio these days have the balls to confront the Obamagandists who keep throwing this ridiculous question in their faces, which is why I've decided to do just that with this article. I can only hope that one or two of the more wishy-washy right-wing advocates among us will read these words and follow my example, instead of continuing to bend over and grab their ankles every time some self-important, "progressive" journalist attempts to sucker them into accepting the wholly absurd premise underlying such a question.

As anyone who has ever debated a leftist knows, the first thing you have to do before you even consider arguing a point raised by your opponent is clearly define the terms being used. For instance, when a leftist asks you if you are for bipartisanship, ask them to specify exactly what they mean by that word, and before they can answer, ask them if they're talking about the same kind of bipartisanship that President Bush sought for eight long years, only to have the entire Democrat party piss all over his efforts at every turn.

Instead of just conceding from the start that these douchebags genuinely wish to behave like responsible adults and thoughtfully consider the opinions of their conservative counterparts, reach out and grab them by the throat (rhetorically speaking) and don't let go until you've exposed them for the loathsome hypocrites they really are.

Apparently the following basic truths have escaped certain conservatives who seem determined to advance the notion that making nice with a pack of frothing neo-communists is the patriotic thing to do, and I think it's about time somebody set these delusional pantywaists straight about the nature of the people they seek to befriend.

In the first place, Barack Obama and his followers are MARXISTS, and Marxism is a cancer on the soul of this great country. It has slowly but surely extended its tendrils into every facet of American life over the past several decades, and the results have been undeniably disastrous. There is nothing even remotely redeemable or honorable about this ideology, and those who embrace it are clear enemies of liberty, justice and prosperity.

Secondly, these leftists that many conservatives desire to unite with are the very people who have gone out of their way to divide this country since the day George W. Bush first took office, and the vast majority of them have done so for purely political reasons. They have used every Marxist propaganda tool at their disposal to demean, discredit and dishonor not only the former Commander in Chief, but our brave soldiers in the field, while simultaneously emboldening our Islamic foes around the world.

They have also repeatedly exposed America's intelligence secrets to the enemy during a time of war, which is not only despicable but treasonous, and still some of my fellow right-wingers continue to assert that I should adopt a more conciliatory tone toward these parasites. Well you can just put a cork in that bottle of steaming bullshit right now, because I have no intention of swallowing one milligram of it!

If you want to hold hands and sing kumbaya with a bunch of useful idiots who have no conception of what true patriotism is, and wouldn't embrace it if they did, then go right the (expletive) ahead. But whatever you do, don't come sniffing around my door with your can't-we-all-just-get-along attitude and a fashionable Obama-is-my-president-too! button on your lapel, not if you want to keep eating solid food for the rest of your life.

As for all you left-wing Obama worshipers out there who’ve suddenly discovered the term ‛national unity’ now that someone with a ‛D’ next to his name is sitting in the Oval Office, you can blow that happy chatter out your respective asses. Your new golden boy, Barack, is the living, breathing epitome of wasted space, and I pray to God on a daily basis that he fails more miserably than even Jimmy Carter did before we kicked his sorry ass to the curb and elected a REAL President named Ronald Reagan.

“Oh but Ed, what about all the people in America who will lose their jobs and maybe even their homes if our economy continues to decline over the next four years?”

Well, to them I can only say this: Maybe you should have thought of that possibility before you decided to vote for somebody who has contempt for all that our Founding Fathers held dear. Maybe losing everything you've worked your whole life to acquire will teach you to start taking a serious look at the policies championed by those who seek your vote instead of focussing on whether or not Oprah endorses them. Maybe, just maybe a few years of hardship will force you to recognize the fact that the entire Democrat party is so crooked its leaders have to screw their pants on in the morning.

In short, you get what you pay for in this life, and if you voted for Barack Obama, or failed to support the only viable alliterative to his candidacy - John McCain's - then you just bought yourself a huge pot of shit stew, and now you're gonna have to eat it. Sadly, the many millions of people like myself who tried our best to warn you fools of the monstrous error in your thinking will now have to suffer right along with you, and while I don't look forward to the coming storm, I'm willing to endure it if it means I get to have my country back in 2012.